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hunterdirectionerpottergleek:

captaiinmarvel:

when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors

as a girl, I can confirm this is 100% true

Yep I actually ate a boy yesterday
He thought I liked him because I hugged him
Hahaha Jeremy you were stupid but tasted like mashed potatoes

tennants-hair
f1ood:









did-you-kno:

Source

you know what that means, right?
SEE YOU ALL IN REHAB, MOTHAFUCKAAAAAS!


oh shit, I just laughed so loud haha

Rebloging purely for that ^

we should form a support group
internet addicts anonymous
“hello my name is jennifer, and I’m an internet addict.”
“hi jennifer”

but tumblr is our support group

we need a support group for our support group
oh god

TRIED TO MAKE ME GO TO REHAB BUT I SAID 
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THIS POST IS FUCKING GOLD


Daniel James Howell Room 402 do you know this patient Yes Name?Phil LesterAnd how do you know this patientI’m hisBoyfriend~thousands of phans run out of rehab with pocky~

f1ood:

did-you-kno:

Source

you know what that means, right?

SEE YOU ALL IN REHAB, MOTHAFUCKAAAAAS!

image

oh shit, I just laughed so loud haha

Rebloging purely for that ^

we should form a support group

internet addicts anonymous

“hello my name is jennifer, and I’m an internet addict.”

“hi jennifer”

but tumblr is our support group

we need a support group for our support group

oh god

TRIED TO MAKE ME GO TO REHAB BUT I SAID 

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THIS POST IS FUCKING GOLD

Daniel James Howell Room 402 do you know this patient

Yes

Name?
Phil Lester
And how do you know this patient
I’m his
Boyfriend
~thousands of phans run out of rehab with pocky~

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ayyynotdead:

tennants-hair:

doctorharleenfrancisquinnzel:

tennants-hair:

treemouse9145:

bibliotaphing:

tennants-hair:

that show with the gay guys who won’t admit they’re gay for each other

today on guess the fandom

You’ll have to narrow it down plz

okay fine the one where we like the bad guy

You’re gonna have to narrow it a bit more than that

alright the one where there’s a guy who died but not really

are you even trying to narrow it down

WAIT I THINK
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~Sherlock~

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ayyynotdead:

tennants-hair:

doctorharleenfrancisquinnzel:

tennants-hair:

treemouse9145:

bibliotaphing:

tennants-hair:

that show with the gay guys who won’t admit they’re gay for each other

today on guess the fandom

You’ll have to narrow it down plz

okay fine the one where we like the bad guy

You’re gonna have to narrow it a bit more than that

alright the one where there’s a guy who died but not really

are you even trying to narrow it down

More like narrowing it fucking up

sirdanielhowell

sirdanielhowell:

IM MOVING AND LOOK AT THE LIGHTING/ANGLE IN MY NEW ROOM ITS FUCKING AWESOME???

You’re so pretty

realityasyouseeit
taliasunicorns:

ok there is nothing I don’t like about this
1) it looks like he is trying to hug dan/anyone looking at the photo
2) he is super happy because dan bought him a sweatshirt with the character from a Cartoon Network show & if that’s not adorable idk what is
3) aw it says happy birthday behind him & dan probably woke up early to do that
4) his face omg his face
ok I’m done but seriously this says so much about phil and dan I just cant

xbeastlifetimex CONNAR LOOK AT HOW PHAN AND CUTE THIS IS

taliasunicorns:

ok there is nothing I don’t like about this
1) it looks like he is trying to hug dan/anyone looking at the photo
2) he is super happy because dan bought him a sweatshirt with the character from a Cartoon Network show & if that’s not adorable idk what is
3) aw it says happy birthday behind him & dan probably woke up early to do that
4) his face omg his face
ok I’m done but seriously this says so much about phil and dan I just cant

xbeastlifetimex CONNAR LOOK AT HOW PHAN AND CUTE THIS IS
realityasyouseeit
taliasunicorns:

ok there is nothing I don’t like about this
1) it looks like he is trying to hug dan/anyone looking at the photo
2) he is super happy because dan bought him a sweatshirt with the character from a Cartoon Network show & if that’s not adorable idk what is
3) aw it says happy birthday behind him & dan probably woke up early to do that
4) his face omg his face
ok I’m done but seriously this says so much about phil and dan I just cant

It’s so cute he did that for phil awwr

taliasunicorns:

ok there is nothing I don’t like about this
1) it looks like he is trying to hug dan/anyone looking at the photo
2) he is super happy because dan bought him a sweatshirt with the character from a Cartoon Network show & if that’s not adorable idk what is
3) aw it says happy birthday behind him & dan probably woke up early to do that
4) his face omg his face
ok I’m done but seriously this says so much about phil and dan I just cant

It’s so cute he did that for phil awwr